So my friends. Have a look at this.
Or, if you can’t be bothered clicking the link, I will tell you what it is. It’s a list of services for women at this new waxing place near my house. The beginning is pretty standard. All the usual places people like to be smooth these days. It’s near the bottom where things get weird. In the add-ons. Here, for the bargain price of $20, you can be “vajazzled,” which apparently means they will “bling your thing with swarovski crystals.”
Just… just… why? Is this a thing now? I mean, obviously it is, but is it a popular thing? Is this what all the other women are doing these days? Am I behind the times with my crystal-free lady parts? (If I am, I’m pretty sure I don’t want to catch up with the times. Call me old-fashioned.)
The mind boggles.